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winterinthetardis:

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

asongoftarthandlannister:

Me @ the unnecessarily large number of people who seem to think Jon and Dany is all pretence on Jon’s side, and he has true feelings for someone else and is ‘playing’ Dany for the time being: 

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Is this really what you think of Jon, that he’s a weak enough bad enough person to play Dany? Do you really think that the man who refrained from sex until he met Ygritte, because he was so scared of creating a bastard, views sex as some random act he ‘has’ to do, and not something he literally can only share with someone he truly loves? Do you not realise that for Jon to be ‘playing’ Dany would be suicide, both politically and literally? 

Are you so blinded by your own personal wish for who Jon should be with that you can’t see the parallels that GRRM and D&D have been building between Jon and Dany from the very beginning? That they are both descended from old Valyria and the blood of the First Men - they are both the song of ice and fire who will save the world? That their meeting is the pinnacle of the story, as GRRM has said many many times? That they are the love of each others’ lives? 

Jon is not playing Dany. He bent the knee because he respects her as a Queen. But he knocked on that door because he loves her. 

Jon doesn’t play games. Jon and Dany both wish to break the wheel, to stop the world of ‘political games’. Both say what they mean, and do what they mean. 

To even insinuate that Jon would be playing Dany is not just insult to Dany, who you all seem to loathe for some absurd reason, but it is utter insult to Jon, who would never never do that.

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